The diary of Francis entry #5 - Nubblies.net Forums

Francis · 04-05-2005, 05:24 PM

Dear Diary,

Had I known what was about to transpire I would have never complained about staying under that bridge. Just as I was writing a street gang known as the A.S.B.R. or Angry school boy rejects invaded my humble turf. I had heard stories from my class mates about them. Word is they are boys who's parents could no longer afford private school so they were forced to go to public. Their violence against proper school boys such as myself is legendary, and as they walked up my heart was filled with fear. The leader of the gang is a roughian named Filipe, a short and chubby chap with a chocolate stain on his peasant like shirt. His eyes were small and beady, like a pig. Fitting.

Filipe: Well well well chaps look what we have here, a lil school boy who's lost his way home!

His thugs all laughed.

Filipe: What's the matter lil school boy? Cant find your mommy?

Francis: I'll have you know that my father is one of the most powerful men in England, and if you so much as touch me my father will have you ninnies thrown into juvey!

Filipe: Is that so? Well then looks like we cant be letting you go anywhere, doesn't it?

Francis: I'm not going anywhere, you and your massive bubble butt are.

His rounded pink face began to turn a shade of red I have only seen on the strawberries father and I pick up in Yorksdale every summer.

Filipe: Why you sniveling little shit! I have a bubble butt do I? Well I hope you like bubbles because you're going to be servicing mine for the rest of your miserable little life. With your tongue! Pepe! Blindfold him and take him to our lair!

The next thing I knew diary I was blind folded and tied up. I felt them carrying me for what seemed like hours until finally they removed the blind fold...And here I am. Underground somewhere, a cellar maybe. It smells like rotten kitty litter and smegma. I know just any minute Filipe will burst through those doors and have his way with me, but as long as I struggle then it's really not a betrayl of my love for father. Father...Oh how I miss you. If only Ferdinan had'nt come...What am I going to do now diary? What am I going to do?

Beebs · 04-05-2005, 05:31 PM

First reply, bitches

Mr. Blonde · 04-05-2005, 05:40 PM

hmm, coincidence, beebs?

[ April 05, 2005, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Beebs · 04-05-2005, 05:58 PM

Time will tell

Ironic Mustache · 04-05-2005, 06:41 PM

This is terribly gay. I have an idea about whom it is.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-05-2005, 07:27 PM

IM LOVIN EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!!!

Repugnant Abomination · 04-06-2005, 12:02 AM

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

-And that's my post.

Orgazmo · 04-06-2005, 12:32 AM

I normally do both whilst reading these entries.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-06-2005, 12:47 PM

I'm thinking of recording a reading of one of the diary entries, featuring an original soundtrack, because I like them so much. If it goes over well, I may do all of them. Kind of like a book on tape. Does anyone have any input on which entry I should try first? I mean if this is ok with Francis in the first place?

Pliedes · 04-06-2005, 12:57 PM

I think it works better as a diary entry to be read.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-06-2005, 12:58 PM

youre probably right

Beebs · 04-06-2005, 02:01 PM

But what about for long, lonely, road trips? Think of the truckers.

Orgazmo · 04-06-2005, 03:10 PM

Whether reading works best or not, hearing it read would be incredible. I think you should start with diary entry #1...see what kind of response you get, and go from there.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-06-2005, 04:05 PM

Francis?

Mr. Blonde · 04-06-2005, 05:38 PM

you'd have to use a british schoolboy semi-gay accent, though.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-06-2005, 05:51 PM

what, you don't think i can handle a british schoolboy semi-gay accent??

Repugnant Abomination · 04-06-2005, 06:12 PM

I would definitely like to hear this.

-And that's my post.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-08-2005, 08:53 PM

I'm going home this weekend, maybe I'll compose a francis theme song while there. Francis another diary entry would be appreciated.

04-05-2005, 05:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Francis Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fathers bedroom Posts: 12 Internets: 19	Dear Diary, Had I known what was about to transpire I would have never complained about staying under that bridge. Just as I was writing a street gang known as the A.S.B.R. or Angry school boy rejects invaded my humble turf. I had heard stories from my class mates about them. Word is they are boys who's parents could no longer afford private school so they were forced to go to public. Their violence against proper school boys such as myself is legendary, and as they walked up my heart was filled with fear. The leader of the gang is a roughian named Filipe, a short and chubby chap with a chocolate stain on his peasant like shirt. His eyes were small and beady, like a pig. Fitting. Filipe: Well well well chaps look what we have here, a lil school boy who's lost his way home! His thugs all laughed. Filipe: What's the matter lil school boy? Cant find your mommy? Francis: I'll have you know that my father is one of the most powerful men in England, and if you so much as touch me my father will have you ninnies thrown into juvey! Filipe: Is that so? Well then looks like we cant be letting you go anywhere, doesn't it? Francis: I'm not going anywhere, you and your massive bubble butt are. His rounded pink face began to turn a shade of red I have only seen on the strawberries father and I pick up in Yorksdale every summer. Filipe: Why you sniveling little shit! I have a bubble butt do I? Well I hope you like bubbles because you're going to be servicing mine for the rest of your miserable little life. With your tongue! Pepe! Blindfold him and take him to our lair! The next thing I knew diary I was blind folded and tied up. I felt them carrying me for what seemed like hours until finally they removed the blind fold...And here I am. Underground somewhere, a cellar maybe. It smells like rotten kitty litter and smegma. I know just any minute Filipe will burst through those doors and have his way with me, but as long as I struggle then it's really not a betrayl of my love for father. Father...Oh how I miss you. If only Ferdinan had'nt come...What am I going to do now diary? What am I going to do?
	Beatrice says father loves me very much. That makes me happy.

04-05-2005, 05:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	hmm, coincidence, beebs? [ April 05, 2005, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-05-2005, 06:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	This is terribly gay. I have an idea about whom it is.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-05-2005, 07:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	IM LOVIN EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!!!
	#YOLO

04-06-2005, 12:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I'm thinking of recording a reading of one of the diary entries, featuring an original soundtrack, because I like them so much. If it goes over well, I may do all of them. Kind of like a book on tape. Does anyone have any input on which entry I should try first? I mean if this is ok with Francis in the first place?
	#YOLO

04-05-2005, 05:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	First reply, bitches

04-05-2005, 05:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Time will tell

04-06-2005, 12:02 AM	#7 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. -And that's my post.

04-06-2005, 12:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	I normally do both whilst reading these entries.

04-06-2005, 12:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I think it works better as a diary entry to be read.

04-06-2005, 12:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	youre probably right
	#YOLO

04-06-2005, 02:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	But what about for long, lonely, road trips? Think of the truckers.

04-06-2005, 03:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	Whether reading works best or not, hearing it read would be incredible. I think you should start with diary entry #1...see what kind of response you get, and go from there.

04-06-2005, 04:05 PM	#14 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Francis?
	#YOLO

04-06-2005, 05:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	you'd have to use a british schoolboy semi-gay accent, though.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-06-2005, 05:51 PM	#16 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	what, you don't think i can handle a british schoolboy semi-gay accent??
	#YOLO

04-06-2005, 06:12 PM	#17 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I would definitely like to hear this. -And that's my post.

04-08-2005, 08:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I'm going home this weekend, maybe I'll compose a francis theme song while there. Francis another diary entry would be appreciated.
	#YOLO