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Francis · 04-02-2005, 06:45 PM

Father reached for the phone and I whispered "I love you father.." and then proceeded to crack him over the head with Mr. Treddy. Believe me diary when I say it hurt me more then it hurt father. As he fell to the ground I let out a yelp and fell to my knees, weeping. In the midst of my anguish I reached out and unzipped fathers fly and began to carress his tallywhacker. It was smooth to the touch and smelt like tulips, much like my own. It was just then Beatrice burst into the room and informed me Percy, the colored boy, had heard the noise and called the police. That insolant little blaggard has thwarted me! I tucked fathers unit back into his knickers and stood up, fresh tears still glimmering in my deep blue eyes. There wasn't a moment to lose! Beatrice helped me out the back way of the mansion and told me to go into hiding, it was the only chance of staying out of the big house. I have to go now diary, but I'll write again soon!

I'm back, though I would almost prefer death over these rotten conditions. I am huddled under a bridge in the bad part of downtown, equipped only with my school boy outfit and a picture of father I keep close to my loins. I am getting dirt all over my freshly shaven legs and I think I may cry again at any moment. What am I going to do? I have to find a way to get back to father...Not even the villianry of Ferdinan or the betrayal of the colored boy will keep me and father apart. I...Oh no! I hear somone coming...!

[ April 02, 2005, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: Francis ]

Mr. Blonde · 04-04-2005, 06:39 PM

I want to hear some more of this story.

Calamity Jane · 04-04-2005, 09:57 PM

this is soooooooo wrong.

Orgazmo · 04-04-2005, 10:48 PM

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Mr. Blonde · 04-04-2005, 11:04 PM

Despite how gross and wrong the story is, it's still an intriguing story.

Ugly Bastard · 04-04-2005, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Endless laughter.

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 04-05-2005, 01:52 PM

Is this the first you've all heard of this story? If not then fill me in. The critics are raving.

Mr. Blonde · 04-05-2005, 05:42 PM

In the Jibberish thread you'll find his diaries starting at #1. Although he SHOULD post them all as separate entries in one thread, he uses a new thread for every post, like an idiot.

Orgazmo · 04-05-2005, 05:51 PM

To his credit: he is under quite a bit of stress right now. I mean...shit, you've read his troubles.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-07-2005, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
In the Jibberish thread you'll find his diaries starting at #1. Although he SHOULD post them all as separate entries in one thread, he uses a new thread for every post, like an idiot.

Blonde, what about youre ingenius multiple individual threads for your self improvement contest? I don't think they've been used at all.

Francis' father may be still alive, I hope he returns back into the story line.

Mr. Blonde · 04-07-2005, 01:07 AM

That's because it's been a little over a week since the contest even started. And there isn't much to post about improvement in one week, is there? A lot more obviously happens to Francis in one week than any of us, no? I didnt want for much to be posted in the self improvement contest anyway , so it would be easier to compare pictures.

Why such a defensive stance, Dork?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-07-2005, 01:44 AM

me and Francis have a lot in common.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-07-2005, 01:45 AM

and no i'm not francis

04-02-2005, 06:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Francis Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fathers bedroom Posts: 12 Internets: 19	Father reached for the phone and I whispered "I love you father.." and then proceeded to crack him over the head with Mr. Treddy. Believe me diary when I say it hurt me more then it hurt father. As he fell to the ground I let out a yelp and fell to my knees, weeping. In the midst of my anguish I reached out and unzipped fathers fly and began to carress his tallywhacker. It was smooth to the touch and smelt like tulips, much like my own. It was just then Beatrice burst into the room and informed me Percy, the colored boy, had heard the noise and called the police. That insolant little blaggard has thwarted me! I tucked fathers unit back into his knickers and stood up, fresh tears still glimmering in my deep blue eyes. There wasn't a moment to lose! Beatrice helped me out the back way of the mansion and told me to go into hiding, it was the only chance of staying out of the big house. I have to go now diary, but I'll write again soon! I'm back, though I would almost prefer death over these rotten conditions. I am huddled under a bridge in the bad part of downtown, equipped only with my school boy outfit and a picture of father I keep close to my loins. I am getting dirt all over my freshly shaven legs and I think I may cry again at any moment. What am I going to do? I have to find a way to get back to father...Not even the villianry of Ferdinan or the betrayal of the colored boy will keep me and father apart. I...Oh no! I hear somone coming...! [ April 02, 2005, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: Francis ]
	Beatrice says father loves me very much. That makes me happy.

04-04-2005, 06:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I want to hear some more of this story.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-04-2005, 11:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Despite how gross and wrong the story is, it's still an intriguing story.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-05-2005, 01:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Is this the first you've all heard of this story? If not then fill me in. The critics are raving.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-05-2005, 05:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	In the Jibberish thread you'll find his diaries starting at #1. Although he SHOULD post them all as separate entries in one thread, he uses a new thread for every post, like an idiot.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-04-2005, 09:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 309 Internets: 10	this is soooooooo wrong.

04-04-2005, 10:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

04-05-2005, 05:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	To his credit: he is under quite a bit of stress right now. I mean...shit, you've read his troubles.

04-07-2005, 01:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	That's because it's been a little over a week since the contest even started. And there isn't much to post about improvement in one week, is there? A lot more obviously happens to Francis in one week than any of us, no? I didnt want for much to be posted in the self improvement contest anyway , so it would be easier to compare pictures. Why such a defensive stance, Dork?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-07-2005, 01:44 AM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	me and Francis have a lot in common.
	#YOLO

04-07-2005, 01:45 AM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	and no i'm not francis
	#YOLO