Pertinent Rap Lyrics of Today

[SinisterKid]

I was listening to my iPod shuffle the other day while jogging - my iPod shuffle contains mostly hip-hop whereas my iPod Touch and 160GB iPod Classic are used for controlling the wireless premium audio system in my home, driving short distances, and/or traveling, and thus contain music appropriate for such circumstances - when a Young Jeezy song titled "Crazy World" shuffled its way to my ears. As I listened to the lyrics, a new thread came to mind. Essentially, rappers are fucking hilarious, and oftentimes when a lyric or verse is taken out of context it is either ridiculously non-sensical and/or eerily pertinent to contemporary issues. Therefore, I think a thread is needed to highlight the hilarity and/or relevance of today's rap lyrics.

For example (albeit, slightly outdated):

"Yea, you all better vote for Barack O'Drama/a HAHA/a black president and shit, nigger/oh this shit fucked up right here, nigger/ain't no work, ain't no jobs/a HAHA/yea, still got bills though, nigger/best believe nigger..."

Jeezy later opines, "God damn another trap/I think Bush is tryin' to punish us/ send a little message out to each and every one of us..."

~Young Jeezy Crazy World