My idiot fucking sister.

[Mr. Blonde]

She's 24, and is retarded. She majored in Psychology (basically because she couldnt get into the advertisement design program or some some shit like that at purdue and needed a major) and when i asked her something about it last year for a paper, she was like "lol...how do i know? I graduated!" Idiot.

Anyways, her husband who i'm pretty cool with was joking w/ me earlier tonight calling me a fag for wearing a wristband in a picture, and i was joking with her, and her drunken dumbass tried to battle wits with me, which, unlike my situations in this site, was quite easy and successful, and she and her husband were both pwned. Then I had to explain the meaning of the word "owned" to her, as she thought it meant that he was whipped by her, once again meaning she's a fucking idiot, and i gave her the urbandictionary quote to further explain. This was her away message tonight:

"Auto response from (IDIOTSISTER): so my brother thinks that my husband is "owned" - and the defintition he gave us is...quote
"3. Owned link send redefine 150 up, 41 down

To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room." That is a good one sam.."



Please note how she chose to use the 3rd definition of the list. Like a dumb bitch. I continued with....

BSUprotege: you are truly a drunken dumbass.
BSUprotege: what would happen if we used the 3rd definition of a dictionary for everything? Let's ask mr. dictionary!!!
BSUprotege: char·ac·ter Audio pronunciation of "character" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (krk-tr)
n.

1. The combination of qualities or features that distinguishes one person, group, or thing from another. See Synonyms at disposition.
2. A distinguishing feature or attribute, as of an individual, group, or category. See Synonyms at quality.
3. Genetics. A structure, function, or attribute determined by a gene or group of genes.

BSUprotege: you're such a character, morgan. and by character i mean A structure, function, or attribute.
BSUprotege: in the genetic sense.
BSUprotege: Look, i found a frog in the pond!
BSUprotege: frog Audio pronunciation of "frog" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (frôg, frg)
n.

1. Any of numerous tailless, aquatic, semiaquatic, or terrestrial amphibians of the order Anura and especially of the family Ranidae, characteristically having a smooth moist skin, webbed feet, and long hind legs adapted for leaping.
2. A wedge-shaped, horny prominence in the sole of a horse's hoof.
3. A loop fastened to a belt to hold a tool or weapon.

BSUprotege: oh wait...that's just something attached to my belt
BSUprotege: man, i need a hanger for these clothes
BSUprotege: hang·er Audio pronunciation of "Hanger" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hngr)
n.

1. One who hangs something: a house painter who also works as a paperhanger.
2. A contrivance to which something hangs or by which something is hung, as:
1. A device around which a garment is draped for hanging from a hook or rod.
2. A loop or strap by which something is hung.
3. A bracket on the spring shackle of a motor vehicle, designed to hold it to the chassis.

BSUprotege: wait, nevermind, that's something that they use at the GM plant downtown
BSUprotege: as you can see, you're a drunken idiot who doesnt have the intellect to match her younger and more intelligible (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=intelligible ...just in case) brother in a battle of wits, which i obviously won
BSUprotege: which, once again, brings me to the now infamous
BSUprotege: OWNED.
BSUprotege: 1. Owned link send redefine 368 up, 64 down
v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.
I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.

BSUprotege: theres the first definition, for those of you who can understand the the first one is the most often used. idiot.




Man I hate retards.

[theMerciless1]

its hard to "own" a guy the dicks your sister on a regular basis.
sorry, i had to contribute that

[Mr. Blonde]

You'd be surprised.

[theMerciless1]

i wish i was a hot farm girl

[Niger Angelus]

I can sympathize with you Blonde, my sister is in the top ten of her class and going to Hanover next year, but she is dumber than shit when you comes to common sense.

[Ugly Bastard]

Niger, you say that as though there are some girls out there who are not dumb as shit when it comes to common sense.

[Niger Angelus]

I've met a few. Just a few though.