The Nubblies Shitlist

[Der Fuhrer]

The shitlist is pretty self-explanatory. Feel free to add anything you want to the list. The only stipulation is that you must hate the person, place, or thing that you list. I'll stat things off.

First on the list is this ginger-jew piece of shit: Jesse Eisenberg.



Perhaps it's a combination of his jew-do, his jew-nose, and the sound of his annoying voice that makes me hate this mother fucker so much. But that's not the only reason I hate him. Let's start from the moment the jew-bitch first entered my living room-Adventureland. I thought this was supposed to be a comedy, not some stupid story about a pussy kid just generally being a huge fucking pussy in life. I did not laugh once during this movie, it made me sad. The way he speaks his lines is unbearable. I can't quite put my finger on what it is exactly, other than that I hate the sound of his voice and the way he says things. Who the fuck did this kid blow to become a movie star? The next movie that I saw him in was Zombieland, which was OK. Although Jesse was fucking terrible in it, Woody Harrelson saved it by being awesome like always. It is very hard to fuck up a zombie movie, but I shit you not, this fucking jew-cunt almost did. I'm also sick and fucking tired of seeing this freak of nature hook up with attractive women in the movies he plays. I'm sure the devil himself would cringe at the sight of this monster. These are the only two movies I've seen with this piece of shit, and I will not watch another movie with him in it again. I hate you Jesse Eisenberg, and I hope you fucking die.