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Ugly Bastard · 02-08-2005, 05:03 PM

GOD DAMNIT SHIT FUCK TITTIES ASS HELL BITCH BASTARD CUNT TITS DYKE WHORE BARBARA STRIESAND

FUCK ME IN THE ASS IF COMCAST ISN'T THE BIGGEST SCAM BEING RAN IN ALL OF AMERICA RIGHT NOW. WE PAY $100 GOD DAMN DOLLARS PER MONTH FOR WHAT? NOTHING, NOT A GOD DAMNED THING. I'LL BE DAMN IMPRESSED IF I CAN EVEN FINISH MAKING THIS POST BEFORE OUR MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET GOES OUT AGAIN. SHIT FUCK. TITS. GOD DAMNIT. FUCK COMCAST. FUCK THEM. I FUCKING HATE THEM. I HOPE THEY GO BANKRUPT WITHIN THE DAY. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. -uGLY BASTDILUS

ninjaface · 02-08-2005, 05:04 PM

Are you on a router?

Ugly Bastard · 02-08-2005, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninjaface:
Are you on a router?

FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK ASS FUCK CUNT FUCK BITCH FUCK BASTARD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ROUTERS. FUCK FUCK FUCK. SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I HATE COMCAST. FUCK THEM. I WANT THEM TO DIE. MY CABLE TV IS ALL FUZZY AND I WANT TO CRY AND FUCK FUCK FUCK -UB

[ February 08, 2005, 02:07 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Cocktooth · 02-08-2005, 05:15 PM

Its just as bad here ub..last night at 2 i was watching tv and it just went out..for no fuckin reason...plus they have changed all the channels around once again and giving us 2..count it up...2 mexican channels...pretty soon they will all be in some kind of different language..im moving to canada...at least they show tits on their cable tv

Ugly Bastard · 02-08-2005, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaw:
im moving to canada...at least they show tits on their cable tv

NO SHIT!

I remember we went there in like 9th grade for a band trip or something. We were all watching TV late at night, I was asleep, when suddenly all of my roommates started screaming "HOLY SHIT! LOOK! TITTIES!". I thought they were just being assholes trying to get me to wake up so they could laugh at me, I wake up, look at the TV ~ TITTIES!!!

FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT.

-Ugly Bastard

Cocktooth · 02-08-2005, 05:31 PM

I was up there last month and their was a softcore porn on...I go to take care of my business and the guys i am with come in the room...i couldnt take full advantage of the situation but my love for canada has grown!

Ugly Bastard · 02-08-2005, 05:32 PM

THIS IS A BIG GOD DAMNED SPOILER: IF COMCASTS HEADQUARTERS GETS BLOWN UP WITHIN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS - IT WAS ME -uGLY bASTARD

02-08-2005, 05:33 PM

Insight Cable is great.

ninjaface · 02-08-2005, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaw:
2..count it up...2 mexican channels...

I've got you beat. I have 3.

[ February 08, 2005, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

Saint DH · 02-08-2005, 06:21 PM

I feel your pain ugly. I hate comcast more than the devil himself. I would sell my soul to satan in order to bring comcast to it's knees.

Beebs · 02-08-2005, 08:47 PM

Ah, Bright house cable.

Cocktooth · 02-08-2005, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninjaface:
QUOTE]I've got you beat. I have 3.

wow...see now if i was in your postion i would just have to live life drunk...i now recongnized they toke off tech tv to...which was my favorite new channel...im sooooooo not happy...least i dont have to pay the bill

ninjaface · 02-08-2005, 10:15 PM

One of the spanish channels isn't so bad. They have some kind of weird battle of the sexes show where 4 or 5 hot spanish bitches play against 4 or 5 guys. Its a decent show if you're bored. That and spanish Jerry Springer.

Niger Angelus · 02-08-2005, 11:14 PM

Direct TV is good. Yep, Direct TV and KCOnline DSL. Works, trust me.

BigDongedHoe · 02-09-2005, 12:51 AM

Comcast sucks balls, I can't tell you the countless times I've been playing poker, or just browsing the internet in general when all the sudden the jew goes out. We pay $93 or something a month (which is total bullshit as is) for a piece of shit internet and cable connection.

[ February 09, 2005, 08:08 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

silver and cold · 02-09-2005, 01:55 AM

They installed some shit last week and fucked our tv up. It was a fairly nice tv too. So we practicly paid for some old guy to break our tv, and give us a HD box, that is useless without the tv.

ninjaface · 02-09-2005, 03:30 AM

Comcast is just fine here. We ordered cable internet only, and got free basic cable.

StabMaster Arson · 02-09-2005, 11:02 PM

I, too, hate comcast.

ninjaface · 02-13-2005, 01:55 AM

UB, you get your internet shit figured out yet?

Nathan · 02-13-2005, 02:48 AM

You pay $100 fucking dollars a month?

I have comcast high speed internet, and comcast cable television, and we rent our modem, I believe its like $45-55 a month.

[ February 12, 2005, 11:49 PM: Message edited by: Nathan ]

the Butcher · 02-13-2005, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nathan:
You pay $100 fucking dollars a month?

I have comcast high speed internet, and comcast cable television, and we rent our modem, I believe its like $45-55 a month.

*looks at Nathan's post, then looks at every other post in thread

*realizes that everyone but nathan is getting fucked

*enjoys last realization supremely

Ugly Bastard · 02-13-2005, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninjaface:
UB, you get your internet shit figured out yet?

Bought a new router. Turns out it was the problem all along. Uhh...sorry Comcast.

-Ugly Bastard

God's Substitute · 03-17-2005, 08:48 PM

typical young american

Ugly Bastard · 03-17-2005, 08:49 PM

Typical faggot know-it-all Brit.

<^> (*.*) <^>

-Ugly Bastard

MAGICLIT · 03-17-2005, 08:53 PM

UB, ur great dude

02-08-2005, 05:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	GOD DAMNIT SHIT FUCK TITTIES ASS HELL BITCH BASTARD CUNT TITS DYKE WHORE BARBARA STRIESAND <font size="8">FUCK ME IN THE ASS IF COMCAST ISN'T THE BIGGEST SCAM BEING RAN IN ALL OF AMERICA RIGHT NOW. WE PAY $100 GOD DAMN DOLLARS PER MONTH FOR WHAT? NOTHING, NOT A GOD DAMNED THING. I'LL BE DAMN IMPRESSED IF I CAN EVEN FINISH MAKING THIS POST BEFORE OUR MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET GOES OUT AGAIN. SHIT FUCK. TITS. GOD DAMNIT. FUCK COMCAST. FUCK THEM. I FUCKING HATE THEM. I HOPE THEY GO BANKRUPT WITHIN THE DAY. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. -uGLY BASTDILUS</font>

02-08-2005, 05:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Its just as bad here ub..last night at 2 i was watching tv and it just went out..for no fuckin reason...plus they have changed all the channels around once again and giving us 2..count it up...2 mexican channels...pretty soon they will all be in some kind of different language..im moving to canada...at least they show tits on their cable tv
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02-08-2005, 05:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I was up there last month and their was a softcore porn on...I go to take care of my business and the guys i am with come in the room...i couldnt take full advantage of the situation but my love for canada has grown!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

02-08-2005, 05:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<font size="8"><span class="spoilbear" id="AK92MB" onmouseover="spoilize('AK92MB')" onmouseout="despoilize('AK92MB')">THIS IS A BIG GOD DAMNED SPOILER: IF COMCASTS HEADQUARTERS GETS BLOWN UP WITHIN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS - IT WAS ME -uGLY bASTARD</font>

02-08-2005, 05:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Insight Cable is great.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-08-2005, 05:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Are you on a router?

02-08-2005, 06:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I feel your pain ugly. I hate comcast more than the devil himself. I would sell my soul to satan in order to bring comcast to it's knees.

02-08-2005, 08:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Ah, Bright house cable.

02-08-2005, 10:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	One of the spanish channels isn't so bad. They have some kind of weird battle of the sexes show where 4 or 5 hot spanish bitches play against 4 or 5 guys. Its a decent show if you're bored. That and spanish Jerry Springer.

02-08-2005, 11:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Direct TV is good. Yep, Direct TV and KCOnline DSL. Works, trust me.
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02-09-2005, 12:51 AM	#15 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Comcast sucks balls, I can't tell you the countless times I've been playing poker, or just browsing the internet in general when all the sudden the jew goes out. We pay $93 or something a month (which is total bullshit as is) for a piece of shit internet and cable connection. [ February 09, 2005, 08:08 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]
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02-09-2005, 01:55 AM	#16 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	They installed some shit last week and fucked our tv up. It was a fairly nice tv too. So we practicly paid for some old guy to break our tv, and give us a HD box, that is useless without the tv.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

02-09-2005, 03:30 AM	#17 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Comcast is just fine here. We ordered cable internet only, and got free basic cable.

02-09-2005, 11:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I, too, hate comcast.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

02-13-2005, 01:55 AM	#19 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	UB, you get your internet shit figured out yet?

03-17-2005, 08:48 PM	#23 (permalink)
God's Substitute Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 94 Internets: 10	typical young american
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02-13-2005, 02:48 AM	#20 (permalink)
Nathan Nasty Nate Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 627 Internets: 4881	You pay $100 fucking dollars a month? I have comcast high speed internet, and comcast cable television, and we rent our modem, I believe its like $45-55 a month. [ February 12, 2005, 11:49 PM: Message edited by: Nathan ]

03-17-2005, 08:49 PM	#24 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Typical faggot know-it-all Brit. <^> (.) <^> -Ugly Bastard

03-17-2005, 08:53 PM	#25 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	UB, ur great dude
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