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angry pancake · 12-28-2005, 05:26 PM

Was at the Spare Houston George Bush Airport today for the job. Whilest leaving the Airline club I go through the doors at the entrance exit and theres about 5-6 fat fuckers blocking the way. I say loudly to them as I start approaching "excuse me." Nothing happens. I say real loud "pardon me, I need to leave." One of the biggest fatty fat fucking bitches I ever seen gives me the fucking heisman. I go apeshit and lower my shoulder and ram it into the side of her head knocking the fuck out of this bitch and her to the floor. This pisses off one of the dudes with her who starts toward me and I grab his shirt collar by his throat before I snap back back to it. I just tell the dude not to fuck with me. At this time airport security arrives on the scene to break it up. They start talking shit about arresting arresting people. I show them my State Bar Identification Card and start talking about what I'm going to do in court if they don't shut the fuck up and then I get into the civil and criminal liability of the fat fucks who wouldn't let me out of the club. At that time the security fucktards figure it's not worth the hassle and they tell me and the fat fuckers to get going. What really sucks is that when I got I checked out my shoulder and it looks like it's gonna have a bruise on it from the fat bitches head. I oughta sue the fuckers.

Ugly Bastard · 12-28-2005, 05:39 PM

Wow. If even 50% of that is true, you're a badass.

Mr. Blonde · 12-28-2005, 05:40 PM

...what? why wouldnt they move?

angry pancake · 12-28-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

...what? why wouldnt they move?

Don't know. What I left out is that they were older fat asses too. These weren't kids. I'm guessing the youngest was in her mid 40s and the oldest in the mid 50s.

And UB, the answer is no. They serve free drinks at the president's club. That and the instant rage from the "talk to the hand" just made me snap. I get airport rage and fat people rage easily.

Mr. Blonde · 12-28-2005, 06:12 PM

Oh, i thought you were saying she pushed you or some shit, so you basically just assaulted her then, lol.

angry pancake · 12-28-2005, 06:20 PM

I guess that's one way to look at it. But I prefer to think that I was being held against my will and falsely imprisoned by not being allowed to leave through the only exit of the club. She's lucky I didn't have room to break out into a sprint.

But I see your point.

Edit: She's lucky I haven't sued her cow ass yet.

Ugly Bastard · 12-28-2005, 06:47 PM

Where did you go to law school, and what did you get on your LSAT?

angry pancake · 12-28-2005, 08:39 PM

Texas Tech -Graduated 1997. LSAT score I think was 166? 165 maybe. It's been a while since the LSAT/LSDAS days. It's been over ten years since anyone asked.

You planning on going? There's tons of shit on here about the admissions process on some other thread.

Ugly Bastard · 12-28-2005, 10:48 PM

Yea I'm working on an application to IU Law at Indianapolis this week.

And if you're not lying about your LSAT score... God damn.

angry pancake · 12-28-2005, 11:16 PM

3.70 and 165 couldn't get me into Georgetown (or Case Western Reserve) in 1994. You've had "offers to apply" from some schools yet?

LSAT score was decent, not great. But AP was a philosophy major who took a bunch of lit courses too. So, to some degree, I lucked into that with the college curriculum. Also the Kaplan course helped too.

Carnivorous Flavor · 12-28-2005, 11:59 PM

pancakes story am true...ask about the mexican dinner fiasco......good story.

he'll lay th e smack down.

migite · 12-29-2005, 07:03 AM

should've opened up the 9 on them i say

theMerciless1 · 12-29-2005, 08:58 AM

thats classic, the mild mannered angry pancake blacking out on fatties.

Mars Man · 12-29-2005, 10:29 AM

*shakes head in disappointment at AP*

Dude, you should use what you learn in JJ class...there's no need to use strenght when you can use a lever...

Next time you find your way blocked by fatties, just get your back close to a wall and scream "Hey, is that a box of twinkies in that corner?" and watch as the herd of hippos rushes away from your path.

See? No hassle, no need to get hurt, no lawsuits...

Deadly Crescent Kick · 12-29-2005, 10:36 AM

mars am correct.

but, the airport + fat fucks = major stress

Lucy Fur · 12-29-2005, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mars Man

*shakes head in disappointment at AP*

Next time you find your way blocked by fatties, just get your back close to a wall and scream "Hey, is that a box of twinkies in that corner?" and watch as the herd of hippos rushes away from your path.

See? No hassle, no need to get hurt, no lawsuits...

BWAAAAHAAAHAAA! that is the funniest fucking thing i have read in a long time.
it made me almost choke on my coffee....

theMerciless1 · 12-29-2005, 10:45 AM

having your coffee a little late today huh?

Lucy Fur · 12-29-2005, 10:46 AM

nope... on my 3rd mug....

theMerciless1 · 12-29-2005, 10:53 AM

nice.

Lucy Fur · 12-29-2005, 10:56 AM

i have an awesome espresso maker and lots of different kinds of starbucks syrups.. i can make pretty much any kind of coffee drink you want.
right now i am drinking a caramel macchiatto style one.

angry pancake · 12-29-2005, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivorous Flavor

the mexican dinner fiasco.

That were the worst case of me pussing out ever. AP tries to run like a bitch and stickboy mexican kid decides not to let me. That was ugly.

The airport situation wasn't that big of a deal.

theMerciless1 · 12-29-2005, 01:37 PM

haaaa! now i remember that one!

lucy, i only like decaf espresso w/ 'buca, hook me up

12-28-2005, 05:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	...what? why wouldnt they move?
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12-28-2005, 06:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Oh, i thought you were saying she pushed you or some shit, so you basically just assaulted her then, lol.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-28-2005, 10:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Yea I'm working on an application to IU Law at Indianapolis this week. And if you're not lying about your LSAT score... God damn.
	Last edited by Ugly Bastard; 12-28-2005 at 10:56 PM. Reason: To tell Angry Pancake that he fucks bitches if he really got a 166.

12-28-2005, 11:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	pancakes story am true...ask about the mexican dinner fiasco......good story. he'll lay th e smack down.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

12-29-2005, 07:03 AM	#12 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	should've opened up the 9 on them i say
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

12-28-2005, 05:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Wow. If even 50% of that is true, you're a badass.

12-28-2005, 06:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Where did you go to law school, and what did you get on your LSAT?

12-29-2005, 08:58 AM	#13 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	thats classic, the mild mannered angry pancake blacking out on fatties.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-29-2005, 10:29 AM	#14 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	shakes head in disappointment at AP Dude, you should use what you learn in JJ class...there's no need to use strenght when you can use a lever... Next time you find your way blocked by fatties, just get your back close to a wall and scream "Hey, is that a box of twinkies in that corner?" and watch as the herd of hippos rushes away from your path. See? No hassle, no need to get hurt, no lawsuits...

12-29-2005, 10:36 AM	#15 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	mars am correct. but, the airport + fat fucks = major stress
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

12-29-2005, 10:45 AM	#17 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	having your coffee a little late today huh?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-29-2005, 10:46 AM	#18 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	nope... on my 3rd mug....
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

12-29-2005, 10:53 AM	#19 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	nice.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-29-2005, 10:56 AM	#20 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	i have an awesome espresso maker and lots of different kinds of starbucks syrups.. i can make pretty much any kind of coffee drink you want. right now i am drinking a caramel macchiatto style one.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

12-29-2005, 01:37 PM	#22 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	haaaa! now i remember that one! lucy, i only like decaf espresso w/ 'buca, hook me up
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

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