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Deadly Crescent Kick · 07-12-2005, 10:07 AM

despise is slowly but surely setting in for the woman i sit next to at work. she has many annoying habbits, but the one the bothers me the most is talking about her son.

i don't have kids. i don't want kids. i cannot relate to child developmental stories nor do i want to hear about them.

she will go out of her way to get my attention in order to tell me a story i don't find even remotely amusing.

AAARRRGGGGG!!!!

malice · 07-12-2005, 10:12 AM

Your response to her should be:

Thats wonderful, is he cute? My last boyfriend was 12 and he was great in bed.

I gaurentee that would be the last time she ever mentions him around you again.

[ July 12, 2005, 08:13 AM: Message edited by: malice ]

Boob17 · 07-12-2005, 12:39 PM

You are a sick fuck....stop banging 12 yr old boys or else ill make Chase Utley your daddy

MAGICLIT · 07-12-2005, 12:50 PM

Thats was pretty damn funny malice. who cares if you screw boys or not.

malice · 07-12-2005, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Boob17:
You are a sick fuck....stop banging 12 yr old boys or else ill make Chase Utley your daddy

How can you make Chase be my Daddy? Are you and him going to adopt me? Would that make you my Mommy?

malice · 07-12-2005, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
Thats was pretty damn funny malice. who cares if you screw boys or not.

If Michael can do it why cant I!

Deadly Crescent Kick · 07-12-2005, 01:33 PM

a little jesus juice goes a long way!

Boob17 · 07-12-2005, 02:11 PM

...im no funboy like yourself pal. U keep banging little boys and maybe you can meet Michael one day.

malice · 07-12-2005, 02:24 PM

For the record "I do not bang little boys".

I think I know why they call you Boob, is it because you know how to suck all the fun out of a room like a little whiney child. This whole anger issue you have needs to be delt with a.s.a.p. You cant keep getting this mad over nothing. Whats wrong Boob, was it a sibling getting more attention than you? Did you not get every nintendo game you asked for as a child? Did your parents buy you a hand me down pink freestyle Huffy for Christmas instead of the Dyno you wanted?

Boob17 · 07-12-2005, 02:28 PM

Haha...I actually was given a nice Diamondback Viper, orange i think. Truth is I was beaten as a child into submission. Now as I get older, I look to vent all my anger onto this forum, against all you people. So far, so good. Everytime I get a nightmare of one of my past beatings, I turn to this forum as my only form of gratitude.

malice · 07-12-2005, 02:37 PM

Wow, that explains alot, tomorrow I am going to bring in a bucket of sand for you to pound. If this doesnt work we will need to proform a lobotomy.

Boob17 · 07-12-2005, 02:49 PM

Ohhh pickle shoo. You leave the prospectin up to Ole' Gus Chiggins.

bloodyfart · 07-13-2005, 12:58 PM

back to the topic: people who only talk about their kids usually have nothing else going on in life. i end up feeling so bad for the kid cause you know they have the duty of keeping their parents happy.

Ironic Mustache · 07-13-2005, 01:16 PM

I feel bad for the parents that have shitty kids and have nothing good to talk about... Like my dad.

Mars Man · 07-13-2005, 02:25 PM

Aw, c'mon! Mr. Mustache Sr. is a champ.

bloodyfart · 07-13-2005, 03:18 PM

your dad now has intimate knowledge of all the best bail bondsmen in town.

Ironic Mustache · 07-13-2005, 04:17 PM

We've actually used Tony "the Tiger" Lopez on two separate occasions.

bloodyfart · 07-13-2005, 06:59 PM

uh oh

MAGICLIT · 07-13-2005, 07:08 PM

spaghettio

07-12-2005, 10:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	despise is slowly but surely setting in for the woman i sit next to at work. she has many annoying habbits, but the one the bothers me the most is talking about her son. i don't have kids. i don't want kids. i cannot relate to child developmental stories nor do i want to hear about them. she will go out of her way to get my attention in order to tell me a story i don't find even remotely amusing. AAARRRGGGGG!!!!
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

07-12-2005, 12:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Thats was pretty damn funny malice. who cares if you screw boys or not.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-12-2005, 01:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	a little jesus juice goes a long way!
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

07-13-2005, 12:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	back to the topic: people who only talk about their kids usually have nothing else going on in life. i end up feeling so bad for the kid cause you know they have the duty of keeping their parents happy.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-13-2005, 01:16 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I feel bad for the parents that have shitty kids and have nothing good to talk about... Like my dad.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-12-2005, 10:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	Your response to her should be: Thats wonderful, is he cute? My last boyfriend was 12 and he was great in bed. I gaurentee that would be the last time she ever mentions him around you again. [ July 12, 2005, 08:13 AM: Message edited by: malice ]

07-12-2005, 12:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Boob17 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: the ill a del Posts: 19 Internets: 10	You are a sick fuck....stop banging 12 yr old boys or else ill make Chase Utley your daddy

07-12-2005, 02:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
Boob17 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: the ill a del Posts: 19 Internets: 10	...im no funboy like yourself pal. U keep banging little boys and maybe you can meet Michael one day.

07-12-2005, 02:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	For the record "I do not bang little boys". I think I know why they call you Boob, is it because you know how to suck all the fun out of a room like a little whiney child. This whole anger issue you have needs to be delt with a.s.a.p. You cant keep getting this mad over nothing. Whats wrong Boob, was it a sibling getting more attention than you? Did you not get every nintendo game you asked for as a child? Did your parents buy you a hand me down pink freestyle Huffy for Christmas instead of the Dyno you wanted?

07-12-2005, 02:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
Boob17 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: the ill a del Posts: 19 Internets: 10	Haha...I actually was given a nice Diamondback Viper, orange i think. Truth is I was beaten as a child into submission. Now as I get older, I look to vent all my anger onto this forum, against all you people. So far, so good. Everytime I get a nightmare of one of my past beatings, I turn to this forum as my only form of gratitude.

07-12-2005, 02:37 PM	#11 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	Wow, that explains alot, tomorrow I am going to bring in a bucket of sand for you to pound. If this doesnt work we will need to proform a lobotomy.

07-12-2005, 02:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
Boob17 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: the ill a del Posts: 19 Internets: 10	Ohhh pickle shoo. You leave the prospectin up to Ole' Gus Chiggins.

07-13-2005, 02:25 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	Aw, c'mon! Mr. Mustache Sr. is a champ.

07-13-2005, 03:18 PM	#16 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	your dad now has intimate knowledge of all the best bail bondsmen in town.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-13-2005, 04:17 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	We've actually used Tony "the Tiger" Lopez on two separate occasions.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-13-2005, 06:59 PM	#18 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	uh oh
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-13-2005, 07:08 PM	#19 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	spaghettio
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.