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Mr. Blonde · 07-31-2012, 03:01 AM

I bought a Sharpie tonight and the register beeped.

Apparently, Sharpies can only be sold to those over 18 years old. The cashier said because of grafitti.

The rather talkative but nice night cashier also informed me that white-out also can only be sold to 18+ -- because kids are huffing the fumes.

Goddamn kids these days.

thekremlin · 07-31-2012, 03:18 AM

howd the sharpie smell

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-31-2012, 07:08 AM

My dad caught me huffing white out once. My friends and I paid a guy 5 bucks coming out of staples to buy us a ten pack.

My dad made me huff every last single one of those whiteouts and I haven't touched whiteout since.

Sometimes tough love is the best love.

Beebs · 07-31-2012, 07:57 AM

The sharpie ban thing has been around for a while, although it was a bigger deal with the paint markers, I remember that being an issue like 15 years ago.

thekremlin · 07-31-2012, 08:05 AM

White-out bans : Wherever Blonde lives = Foie Gras bans : NYC

angry pancake · 07-31-2012, 10:53 AM

kids were sniffing white out/liquid paper back when I was in 8th grade --yes we had 8th grade back then, but it was called something else. I'm not sure if it really did anything or not. Those who did acted like tards before they tried to doing it anyway.

Ironic Mustache · 08-01-2012, 11:41 AM

I recall cool whip cans with the nitrous being a popular quickie high. My dad would have probably been more pissed about me wasting the cool whip that killing brain cells.

Beebs · 08-01-2012, 02:23 PM

Whip it's are way safer though, it's just nitrous oxide, glue and white out are solvents

Ironic Mustache · 08-01-2012, 08:27 PM

I'm sure they're WAY safer than nitrous out of a cool whip canister, but I also used to own one of these:

You can put three full NO2 cartridges into one balloon (though I think I've only seen one or two people ever finish an entire 3 cartridge balloon before either letting go and wasting it, or face-planting). I KO'd myself on several occasions between the ages of 18-20. I've been told that during a few of these bouts of unconsciousness I've had tonic-clonic-esque spasms and had my fingers start turning blue. I'm not sure solvents are that much safer considering these possible massive dosages.

Beebs · 08-01-2012, 08:35 PM

Solvents are that much worse. You can just die without much warning.

You can't overdose on Nitrous, and Dentists use it because there is very low potential for any long term harm.

DJ FC · 08-08-2012, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

I'm sure they're WAY safer than nitrous out of a cool whip canister,

Uhhhhh What?

You couldn't be more wrong.

Dentists don't give you glue to sniff for a reason dude.

Ironic Mustache · 08-08-2012, 12:54 PM

Misunderstanding. I wasn't comparing glue to whip-its in that statement. What I meant to say was that whip cream canister nitrous isn't nearly as bad as doing whip its out of balloons directly from the cartridges, but I accidentally reversed the two. I was more talking about the dosage size and wasn't really making an argument that sniffing glue is less dangerous.

It was a poorly constructed post all around.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-08-2012, 04:37 PM

Pretty standard.

angry pancake · 09-22-2012, 02:26 AM

Please leave my yard.

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07-31-2012, 03:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Get off my lawn I bought a Sharpie tonight and the register beeped. Apparently, Sharpies can only be sold to those over 18 years old. The cashier said because of grafitti. The rather talkative but nice night cashier also informed me that white-out also can only be sold to 18+ -- because kids are huffing the fumes. Goddamn kids these days.

07-31-2012, 07:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	My dad caught me huffing white out once. My friends and I paid a guy 5 bucks coming out of staples to buy us a ten pack. My dad made me huff every last single one of those whiteouts and I haven't touched whiteout since. Sometimes tough love is the best love.
	#YOLO

08-01-2012, 11:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I recall cool whip cans with the nitrous being a popular quickie high. My dad would have probably been more pissed about me wasting the cool whip that killing brain cells.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

08-01-2012, 08:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm sure they're WAY safer than nitrous out of a cool whip canister, but I also used to own one of these: You can put three full NO2 cartridges into one balloon (though I think I've only seen one or two people ever finish an entire 3 cartridge balloon before either letting go and wasting it, or face-planting). I KO'd myself on several occasions between the ages of 18-20. I've been told that during a few of these bouts of unconsciousness I've had tonic-clonic-esque spasms and had my fingers start turning blue. I'm not sure solvents are that much safer considering these possible massive dosages.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might. Last edited by Ironic Mustache; 08-08-2012 at 12:52 PM.

08-08-2012, 12:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Misunderstanding. I wasn't comparing glue to whip-its in that statement. What I meant to say was that whip cream canister nitrous isn't nearly as bad as doing whip its out of balloons directly from the cartridges, but I accidentally reversed the two. I was more talking about the dosage size and wasn't really making an argument that sniffing glue is less dangerous. It was a poorly constructed post all around.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-31-2012, 07:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	The sharpie ban thing has been around for a while, although it was a bigger deal with the paint markers, I remember that being an issue like 15 years ago.

08-01-2012, 02:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Whip it's are way safer though, it's just nitrous oxide, glue and white out are solvents

08-01-2012, 08:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Solvents are that much worse. You can just die without much warning. You can't overdose on Nitrous, and Dentists use it because there is very low potential for any long term harm.

08-08-2012, 04:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Pretty standard.
	#YOLO

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