My Favorite Food

[angry pancake]

Is AP the only person who thinks Arthur Bryant's BBQ isn't really anything great? It's okay and all, but really has nothing over thousands and thousands of other places. There are untold places that are better just in my area --and I'm not exactly in a BBQ hot bed. Almost everybody I know --who actually knows how to BBQ, does a much better job.

Kremlin should visit Dallas at least for a weekend. Better BBQ than he's used to and better than expected jew-jitsu schools. Carlos Machado even teaches at his school on a regular basis. The women are stupid. . .and easy. Actually the natives are all pretty much stupid, most will hold you in suspicion because you are a jew and they think that's a type of liberal. I digress. But this is a formal invitation for Kremlin to visit Dallas. With all these fat fucking people, the eating must be good.