Fear the great VISA!

[Researcher]

This is part II of my war with assparade.com, tommorrow the People's Revolution will be very active as has never been seen since the days Tenzin Palkyi was still under the Lucio Regime's roofs back at Edison High School...

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I e-mailed assparade.com using my trademark Alter7nate style writing and masterfully craved a creative story which worked to make them refund my $23.95 BUT...

I forgot that I e-mailed them two days late and my membership has recurred so they only refunded the $23.95 that just recurred. I e-mailed them again citing the nature of an underage who has accessed their site but they simply ignored me both from my famous alter7nate@yahoo.com account and my recently manufactured Chinese e-mail YunnanChina@aol.com

So I decided to have the Cheenook™ Intelligence Agency do a research on porn refunding and discovered that the Internet porn Industry greatly fear the credit card companies particularly VISA and MASTERCARD. I learned that the simple threat of a charge back will almost always get them to refund your money. Why do they fear the credit card companies as much as the evil spirits fear our lord Jesus Christ? Because the credit card companies usually sides with you in this case and the charges will be deducted from the porn company account, they will also have to fill paperworks and get charged up to $100. Also if their chargeback rate exceeds .1% of their customers, VISA will no longer let them use VISA's credit service and this means that the porn company will go out of business not being able to use credit cards.

So I e-mailed them again with "Charge back" in the topic and a few sentences saying that I am going to charge back the remaining $23.95 for fraud and guess what? Like 10 minutes later or less, they e-mailed me back saying that I've been refunded. It is not my genius that defeated assparade.com but the great powers of VISA. I use to hate VISA when they were after me for debts but now I see them as a great and powerful ally.

[angry pancake]

I are glad you bringed this up Grandmaster Chee. The foot soldiers am beginning to wonder if the holiday seasons am good now time would be a to launch an all offensive against thems that oppose the people. Like the Tet offensive some years ago am where the people catched the oppressors unprepared and unexpecting a massive afront.

Too been talk much about liberating Tenzin for long time now. The people get positional control and sometimes a side mount are many lots gained, the opportunity to sneak a rear naked choke on the lucio regime and finish the glorious revolution for the people may be upon us. Maybe am the time for talking and more intelligence gathering am over and it am time to stop singeding and start swinging.

The people am motivated to strike victory and victory are so close the people can almost tastes it.